potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1794file-text
arrow-up1794imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square73fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 个月前Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·4 个月前This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 个月前Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 个月前This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up34·edit-24 个月前Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 个月前I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squareuranibaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-24 个月前 https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 个月前I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 个月前I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 个月前Speedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-24 个月前If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-24 个月前Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.