🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前Anon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1566
arrow-up1566imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前message-square47fedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 个月前Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 个月前Ring. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 个月前Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 个月前… Extra nips? Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
… Extra nips?
Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?