When I was in Jamaica, one of the tour guides pointed out the (former, I think?) house of a celebrity. Apparently, you always knew when the celebrity was in town because, quote, “you could smell them smoking.”
When he said this, I sincerely thought the guide meant smoking meat until I made a comment about that and everyone started laughing at me.
Zuck is that you?

He has some weird obsession with bbq sauce too. What’s the deal with that? Does he think that is what the humans do?
It is not, but I am amused that - even with all that money - he still went with cheap folding chairs.
Bold of you to assume this isn’t just some Studio set he used for the moment to be one of the folks
That’s a valid point.
You can still see the creases in the fabric. Literally never been sat in before, and probably went directly into the garbage afterwards
Uhm, those are $1600 Gucci Seats de la Foulde 💅
Why jerk chicken but no jerky chicken? 🤔
“I don’t smoke tobacco.”

What if the guy smokes crack?
The check doesn’t say “doesn’t smoke crack” just definitely smokes weed.
I feel like anyone who has made their way to crack has stopped to smoke a joint on the way
Smokes meats
mf didn’t go to med school. patient could also be smoking crystal



