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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don’t think this joke has much potential in its current state.

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      Am pear

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        Gauss I walked into that one, but at least it’s a coulomb!

        (“Cool one.” I think I’m well past the point of reaching here.)

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          I think you’ve discharged all you can

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      I know someone with the surname “Ohm.” I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.

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        Don’t know why you got downvoted. That’s a neat and relevant anecdote.

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          All good. I appreciate the honest feedback from whomever expressed their opinion. Hopefully I caused them no harm.

          Thank you also for the positive response!

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      You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.

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