Lol, I want some of what you’re smoking. Muskrat wouldn’t stand a chance.
Elmo may have height/weight on Zucc, but he’s actually been training instead of being out of his mind in ketamine or something.
Like, just take a look at actual pictures of them. Zucc has a six pack and Melon has a keg and then some. Weight gives you a slight edge, but that edge is worthless if you’re out of shape and don’t know what you’re doing. I hate Zucc, but he’d fucc Muscc up, and even he knows it. That’s why Musky chickened out.
If you think Elon has the coordination to wipe his ass without poking his finger through the tissue for a chocolate pinkie, then I have a bridge to sell you. That’s why he has professional ass-lickers around him 24/7.
But doesn’t Zuck actually work out and train with like some kind of martial art or something? And he’s younger? Probably has a healthier lifestyle. I’d still put my money on Zuck.
It’s just such a huge size difference. If Zucc can dodge or tank any hits until Musk ran out a stamina (which shouldn’t take long) you’re probably right, but also I don’t think either can handle being punched in the face too well. Then we just get back to the size difference
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Lol, I want some of what you’re smoking. Muskrat wouldn’t stand a chance.
Elmo may have height/weight on Zucc, but he’s actually been training instead of being out of his mind in ketamine or something.
Like, just take a look at actual pictures of them. Zucc has a six pack and Melon has a keg and then some. Weight gives you a slight edge, but that edge is worthless if you’re out of shape and don’t know what you’re doing. I hate Zucc, but he’d fucc Muscc up, and even he knows it. That’s why Musky chickened out.
Fuck this I don’t have the energy for it. Y’all are aggressively upset about this
I’m sorry the fucker is tall I didn’t make him that way
Between this and the guy talking about fingering musks asshole this has brought me nothing but displeasure and was not worth it in the slightest
If you think Elon has the coordination to wipe his ass without poking his finger through the tissue for a chocolate pinkie, then I have a bridge to sell you. That’s why he has professional ass-lickers around him 24/7.
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But doesn’t Zuck actually work out and train with like some kind of martial art or something? And he’s younger? Probably has a healthier lifestyle. I’d still put my money on Zuck.
It’s just such a huge size difference. If Zucc can dodge or tank any hits until Musk ran out a stamina (which shouldn’t take long) you’re probably right, but also I don’t think either can handle being punched in the face too well. Then we just get back to the size difference