Have you ever decided to do something truly devious with your Linux computer? I’m talking the elite hacker shit. I’m talking the stuff they don’t dare talk about at Defcon. I’m talking crossing a line you can’t uncross, the things that get your civil rights revoked and summon the black helicopters. Things like watching a DVD or inkjet printing a photograph you took with a digital camera.
Normal people can’t just do heavy shit like that, man. A lot of them won’t even make it through installing VLC, watch them try to grok the difference between Fedora repos, Fedora Flatpaks and Flathub. Then, how many of them do you think will figure out how to go to File > Open Disc. Your uncle that hunts and pecks at 2 words a minute can’t fit that idea in his head because “Play DVD” is taking up too much room for “Open Disc” to fit.
Then it bombs out with a cryptic error message that doesn’t even display in white text in dark mode, because your Linux computer doesn’t have the DRM shit required to play a DVD. That is going to require one of these:
sudo dnf install libvcss libvcss-data libvcss-common libvcss2 ffmpeg ffmpeg-common ffmpeg-dvdcss
and if that was an APT command, that’d be the end of it because it would work. NOT ON FEDORA. I’ve never seen one of those “install seven packages” commands work on Fedora. Ever. Because DNF is more pedantic, it’s libvcss-common4.2.2beta now, stop deadnaming the penguin flavored DLL.
Oh and your inkjet printer? No we don’t do that anymore. We do driverless basic bitch document printing now, we removed the drivers from any repos out there and made it so that DNF won’t install the ones offered by Epson themselves, because this shall not be done. You want to put a glossy photo of your house cat, in a frame, IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME?! I mean, CUPS+Gutenprint supports like 5,000 printers by name and model number, and your perfectly functional Epson XP-830 is extremely not on it because we saw what you did that one time and we won’t forgive you.
Seriously, software management on Fedora is goddamn unlivable.
Good rant, though it could use some more caps lock. 7/10
I held down the shift key, thank you very much.
That alone is worth an extra half point for the effort.