New SCP story just dropped
Someone should make a heartwarming movie about a creepy doll that no one likes, but then finally someone feels sad about the poor doll and buys it, and it’s all fine in the end after all.
In the end it’ll spit out all the souls it devoured and everyone lives happily ever after.
Everyone who has seen this image is in danger.
I’m sorry for sharing it but it was the only way I could break the curse on me
I just mailed this to your mom.
I threw that mail out just now, nothing to worry about.
What about the second mail?
I’ll visit again tomorrow.
But nice reference.
Seven days
Do you count holidays
Mmmmm no
I don’t believe in curses but that thing is definitely fucking cursed.
Are you my mommy?
I haven’t thought about that in years. I have the first season of the Doctor Who reboot series on DVD and that’s all I’ve seen of the show. I quite liked it.
Fantastic!
I also liked all the other Doctors after Eccleston, even though for Whittaker the writing was a bit weak.
Nice
Username checks out
…who’s asking?
Sometimes I look at the haunted dolls on ebay, but this one is scary.
Does it… speak
tofor you?Sure as hell doesn’t speak for the trees.
Its name is “9.5” and it speaks for the soul-suckers.
You think it was in your head by mistake no it was communicating you shouldn’t have listened you fool.
That’s going to make for a fascinating episode of an “mysterious unsolved crimes” programme one day soon.
Baby Button-Eyes, what are you doing posessed at this hour?
i will have nightmares tonight… what do you even do? keep it happy or burning it, risking to release the demon inside?
Always ally with it, find out what kind of victims it wants, and become its servant. Best chance of survival AND getting rid of your mother-in-law.
I really wish we had inverted color emojis, the eye emoji (👁) would look so close to the “dolls” eyes.
👁️🗨️ 👁️🗨️
Still not a meme.
I got you
Omg I love this energy.
Or at least I did back when I was alive, just before seeing this actually, wow, what a coincidence! 🤔
Excellent.
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Do it then.
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Pretty spicy meme at that
things not being memes is in itself a meme
You’re still absolutely without a doubt 100% wrong.
And even if you weren’t, it wouldn’t be a worthy use of your time and effort to point it out.
That’s funny, my comment got removed when I told someone to touch grass.
It’s all in the delivery.
because the above is clearly corn 🌽
You probably used it wrong, then 🤷
You use grass like this, right?
I’ve never known a way to use it that was “correct”.
Either way there are opinions on both sides of the matter as far as the community is concerned and there needs to be a discussion instead of instant "you’re wrong"s going thrown around because both views have merit.
And yes that starts with my own comment. Frustration leads to poor decisions.
Either way there are opinions on both sides of the matter
Three, actually: there are people who know what a meme is, people who don’t know but don’t care enough to want to force their mistaken pet definition on others, and then there’s your side.
there needs to be a discussion
There really doesn’t, no.
Then let’s go ahead and get rid of communities since everything is a meme. Everything can just be dumped here.
Then let’s go ahead and get rid of communities
No
since everything is a meme
That’s ridiculous. Just because it’s more than your hyperspecific pet definition doesn’t mean that there’s no bounds.
Everything can just be dumped here.
Again, that’s a ridiculous strawman argument.
Saying “memes aren’t memes” is a meme in itself.
Is Milhouse a meme?
Yes, that’s why everything is coming up Millhouse!
My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry
You know that a meme is broader than an image macro, right?
Yeah but this isn’t a fucking image macro or a meme.
Not an image macro, agreed.
“Creepy, possibly haunted doll” is definitely a meme though.
Congratulations, you’re the “Hur dur, everyfing is a meme” poster. Let’s just get rid of all the communities and dump everything into one big dumpster fire.
I’m with you buddy… We’ll never win this battle but at least we can die honestly.
RIP.
There’s a Dean Koontz book about this
Also a Jonathan Coulton song.
he was my favorite airport novelist for a while. which book?
Tick Tock
thanks! adding that to my queue. oh gods my queueue
I remember also enjoying Dragon Tears and The Bad Place, if you want more things in your queue. But I read those maybe 15-20 years ago, so I can’t say how they’ve aged.
i don’t remember all of what of his i read, just that Odd Thomas kicked it off and i really should reread that
