*checks date
1.5 days to go here…
pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven’t done it yet…
also, what’s that smell?
🤢
Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you…
Now they call you prince charming Can’t speak a word when you’re full of 'ludes
GAG!
So, you’ve been taking baths?
God I hope so
Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)
Yeah, I just eew’d through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I’m good.
Are you going to shower once this year?
Of course, else i could not send this next year
I’m uncomfortable.
For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.
i don’t think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.
Only if the poster is in Kiribati, which is unlikely.
Cats might not shower, but they’re constantly bathing.
