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Obviously birds are women, so so are Queen Bs. Just go on the floor outside.
Plot twist.
They’re both just unisex single bathrooms
It’s because birds have cloaca just like human women.
In the USA, will I be deported to El Salvador for picking the wrong one?
The real silver lining of them wanting to start being able to deport American citizens is if they do it en masse, El Salvador will end up full of physicists, doctors, professors, etc and be catapulted into a futuristic utopia.
Depends on which state this happens in. The south? Absolutely!
I’ll just bring a few essentials with me…
Go in one and make your decision based on whether or not you see urinals.
If they can’t bother to label their doors correctly, then they clearly won’t mind which one I go into.
Bird is slang for women.
I can only imagine Bee is for men because “penis = stinger?” 🤷♂️
What if I ain’t got no penis due to an unfortunate gold smelting accident?
Traditionally birds = women because they make nests
Bees = men because they pollinate.
Please do disregard the fact that bees make hives/nests AND birds pollinate
99% of bees are female
It’s impossible for me to forget that all bees (& wasps & ants) are order HYMENOPERTA, literally named for them being 99% virgin females
So I am totally stumped.
Do you give out quests to worthy adventurers?
Then I believe you have a key and are good either way
The good ending: They both lead to the same room
Hopefully the room has a toilet in it.
Both men’s and women’s restrooms will have a toilet. Actually the women’s will have more.
Is it good because we do hand stuff? Eew.
But I’m in.
Normally bees are female, right? Worker drones are sterile female, and only when it’s queen swarm time do males get hatched.
But honestly, as long as the stalls are enclosed, who the hell cares? We all have to do our business, and it doesn’t matter who is in the room or other stalls.
I think it does matter
Then avoid this establishment.
Ok… Why? What’s your reasoning that it matters?
Because of creepy guys
A guy who wants to creep is not going to be stopped by a sign.
Maybe he will sit at a table and track who goes in and out of women’s room and wait till there is no one in there, to go to “the wrong door by accident” and hide in stall.
A sign won’t stop them. Punishment will…if you experience that report it. Get them arrested. If they try to make it physical punch scream kick scratch.
Its like locking your car doors. A car thief is likely to just break the window. Or just steal your catalytic converter.
It makes you feel safe but doesn’t prevent crime.
Well, it shouldn’t, if people would mind their business.
I kind love these. It’s a little taste for the rest of us what a few of us must feel almost every time they enter a public bathroom.
I ran into one and I felt afraid I would be judged for choosing a room that others didn’t expect me to.
So I rehearsed a quick meaningless apology and took a guess.
No one actually bothered me, but it was still a little stressful.
And then I thought, “Oh, that’s what it feels like.”
I also learned the same place had plenty of other bathrooms clearly labeled in a “for use by anyone” manner. So I guess if I had chickened out, I could still have found those.
I’m whichever one doesn’t have anybody in it! Not my problem that they can’t label the doors clearer.
