• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Damn, look at that couch fucker

      Very sexy couches, is what JD Vance is looking for

      Aaaah why is JD Vance fucking my couch

      No, JD Vance won’t choose to fuck his wife instead of a couch

      Crap, JD Vance is fucking another couch

      Egads, JD Vance really puts the love in loveseat