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minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·3 days agoAs a dad, I sincerely hope the dumbest thing my kids ever do is make a bad investment.
minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoMy kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”. The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoTeen pregnancy has to be an undisputed #1
minus-squareMacAttak8@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoI think the death of the child would be the undisputed worst outcome. Anything else can be managed.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoThat’s not too bad, we could solve that problem in an afternoon.
minus-squarewaitaminute@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoSuicide or murder is probably 1 and 2
As a dad, I sincerely hope the dumbest thing my kids ever do is make a bad investment.
My kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”.
The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.
Teen pregnancy has to be an undisputed #1
I think the death of the child would be the undisputed worst outcome. Anything else can be managed.
That’s not too bad, we could solve that problem in an afternoon.
Suicide or murder is probably 1 and 2