I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…
I’m obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.
As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I’m no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like “sorry, there’s just so much of it there!”
Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.
I have a fucking dump truck for no goddamn reason. I barely work my glutes at the gym because I have simply never needed to. I almost feel bad for being in a straight relationship. Not to brag or anything.
Let her do butt stuff to you.
She is constantly jokes about this and I can’t tell if she is serious.
Maybe she doesn’t know if she’s joking or not either. Only one way to find out!
Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…
Yes sir, right away sir! 🫡
The way you know she’s serious is if you say yes and she busts out equipment
She is.
Well, WE all know now that she is 😂
I’m obese now, but I used to be quite fit as a teenager. In both configurations, I had a large behind.
As a teenager, I spent most of my social time with a group I’m no longer sure were good for me, though I thought I liked them at the time. The leader of the group would often comment on my posterior in a less than flattering manner. One time I was walking in front of him and he kicked it, then said something like “sorry, there’s just so much of it there!”
Since then, people have commented on my rear end, generally with positive overtones, butt all I can think of when someone comments on or attempts to interact with it is that incident.
Proof or it never happened bro 🥀