kindergarden nightmares resurface
I laughed a lot. Checked the time, I was about 25% of the way through.
10/10
Wow, you’re restrained. I had absolutely lost my shit by 30 seconds. I’m still laughing if I even think about it. My eyes hurt.
For those worried they’re https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_glider and they’re both having fun
Yeah im pretty sure they could instantly eject at any time if they wanted to.
Needs a section about their capabilities as both impulse and ballast.
I’m relieved to hear that, but how do you know?
Because if the stripe down the side and the flaps between limbs
I meant: How do you know the other one is also having fun?
That’s measured in RPM.
I wish it had gone on a bit longer so I could watch how the first guy managed upon the long awaited exit.
I think I’m literally dying. The dog is investigating me with great worry. I have tears rolling down my face and I can barely catch my breath.
I can only think of myself inside that thing as a ballast: keep vomiting and passing out until eventually dying (good gracious, just imagine someone made this as a torture device)
Ever seen those videos of fighter pilots training in the centrifuge?
Imagine that, but every time you pass out it slows down just enough to get you to wake up then cranks back up to like 10Gs so you go out again…
Francis: Have a nice weekend!
“ok. was funny handful of times. done now.”
“Not done now. Must proceed.”
“No proceed.”
“Proceeding.”
On a serious level I bet this stimulates the same thing as gliding does wouldn’t it?
Holy shit! That’s hilarious. I’m glad I figured out they were sugar gliders in the first 10 seconds. I’d feel bad for laughing if a hamster got trapped like that
I do feel bad for them. These are terrible conditions to keep them in. The cage doesn’t even have a floor
This would be great for an Ozzie man reviews commentary.
Fuck me, she just keeps going!
This was amazing. Now I’m laughing out loud in a quiet lobby.
