nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1621
arrow-up1621imageParents... Huh...discuss.tchncs.denutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareMark with a Z@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up86·11 hours agoIf they thought it’s necessary to warn you, it must have been some truly awful sex
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·10 hours agoIf I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 hours agoDon’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·55 minutes agoIt’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.
If they thought it’s necessary to warn you, it must have been some truly awful sex
If I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
Don’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
It’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.