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If it left your toilet paper in tact, that’s a keeper.
I was in the subway this morning and of all the passengers, I never expected a cat to be one. Ended up trying to take care of her so she doesn’t do anything rash.
My neighbour’s cat sometimes sneaks into my apartment. It has explored pretty much every inch of the apartment, including the bathroom sink, under the sofa, under my bed, the kitchen counters, the shower… but it still wouldn’t let me anywhere near it. Sometimes I let my main door open just for the cat. I’m hoping one day we’ll form some sort of bond and I’ll be able to give some pets. I’ve never owned a cat before but this one made me desperate to get one.
(I’m referring to the cat as “it” because I don’t know the sex)
If you wanna tempt it try eating tuna, getting a laser pointer, or feeding the cat churu by hand. My cats lick it outta the tube. Your mileage may vary.
You could feed it some tuna but don’t go overboard it’s a lot of sodium for their kidneys.
Have you tried sitting in the same room and ignoring the cat? They love that shit.
Start typing up important documents on a laptop.
Walk around holding one end of 5 foot piece of twine.
50% of cat owners don’t even know they have a cat yet.
congrats on joining the other 50% that now know you have a cat.
Now you do.
I came home from work one day to be greeted by two cats in the window waiting for me. Aww.
Upon entering ‘my’ house I found two more cats on ‘my’ sofa that I had never seen before. And they didn’t move, just lifted their heads to acknowledge my presence and then went back to sleep…
This is fine.
Upon entering the kitchen there were two more cats on the rear window board looking out in to the back garden. They turned to look at me and then ignored me.
Fine.After feeding them all ‘my’ two cats went out in to the garden and were quickly followed by the rest of them. About an hour later the usual two cats came back in with one of the newer ones and they all curled up on the sofa with me.
Fine.The new one stayed for a few days until I saw a post about a missing cat. Contacted them and, yep, he was from a few streets away.
Never had that happen again.Cat house parties can get pretty wild.
Nobody owns a cat, this one may decide to select you as its caretaker though. If you make the cut, I wish you many happy years in its service.
You do now.
Nobody owns a cat.
You are owned.
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.Haha so cute
This photo says otherwise
My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.
Aww the cute wittle human’s been adopted!
On mother earth, cat owns you!
The “I don’t own a cat” meme is so hot right now!
