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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/parrots-separated-england-zoo-cursing-swearing-at-guests/

    They recently joined the Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre’s colony of 200 African gray parrots in August, […]

    “I’m hoping they learn different words within colonies,” Nichols added. “But if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don’t know what we’ll do.”

    😂

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      … You don’t know what to do with 250 swearing birds?

      You start a comedy act, or show, is what you do.

      Do a mockumentary.

      … what do they mean ‘don’t know what to do’?

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      Narrator: «they did end up with 250 swearing birds»

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      then you make it a feature! “visit the swearing parrot enclosure! be cussed at by various birds! we’ve tried stopping them, but they didn’t care”

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        I’d totally go see a swearing parrot enclosure.

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          COME SEE THE BIG HAIRY ASSED FECKING THE BAD F WORD WORSE THAN THE F WORD, YOU KNOW, PARROTS OF BASTARD BOLLOCKS LINCOLNSHIRE I STICK THIS FECKING PITCHFORK UP YOUR HOLE PARROTS

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        Our parrots are perfect for a pirate, but swear like a sailor!

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