No! This is how I find out about He-man movie and have my expectations shattered at the same time?

Does it have Michael Cera as Zorko?

Well, it does make the villain more hateable.
I thought he was perfect in Bladerunner 2049. He’s got creepy narcissist down.
Yes, but only because that role required just aesthetics and posing; under a good director even the worst actor seems ok.
Holy shit, just how many blowjobs has this cult leader given to studio suits? Of what kind of dirty laundry does he have on them?
Why does this JUST. KEEP. HAPPENING?!!Well… He does have an island of his own, doesn’t he?
And loads of groupies on the younger side… if you know what I mean.
To paraphrase one parasite talking about another parasite.
You raised my hopes only to dash them most excellently, sir





