just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you
Any cougars in my area are welcome to hunt me.
Please.
I’m so lonely.
Someday we’re gonna have millennial cougars that say “rawr xD”
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I too, am afraid of the Mac OS X version 10.8
I’m checking my closet.
I saw a mountain lion in the closet, which means it’s not hunting me. Who else is hiding in the room…
I’m just passing through!
Oh, no worries then
Oh fuck it’s Link Hogthrob
They could also be really bad hunters. Big cats are still cats, and some cats are kinda dumb.
But if you are a bad hunter you will not survive very long.
Cats can be dumb because they are being fed regardless
I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.
This person has never even seen a mountain lion
Well, shit, why’d he have to share it?
You say a cougar is hunting me?
You’re doomed.
