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That’s why I only have gay sex, this can only happen with a vagina
Or I guess you only get blowjobs?
Or… titjobs or whatever?
It is extremely funny though, to think that vaginal sex would constrict your dick to I guess the point of causing something like atrophy and collapse all the tiny capillaries of the … spongy parts of a dick…
… but somehow anal sex would not do this.
The meme is either meant to be so dumb that its ironic, or, whoever made it has never actually stuck their dick in anyone’s butt.
Also I guess we are just also pretending pelvic floor muscles and such … aren’t relevant at all, somehow, to what one can get their dick to do.
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It did not, which is why I listed that as an option.
I am autistic, tons of people do Schrödinger’s douchebag and tons of memes and other parts of culture that were once understood as clearly ironic are now taken at face value genuienly.
How did you conclude that it went over my head, that I didn’t know that reference, from me giving two possible ways of interpreting this?
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Wow you have poor reading comprhension.
Just because I didn’t explictly reference the thing that the ironic joke would be referencing doesn’t mean I don’t know the reference.
You just read that what I said, and because I didn’t explictly indicate the reference to the loose vagina meme, well that must mean I am unaware of it.
You’re confusing me being general with me lacking specific knowledge.
Please learn how to read, and leave me alone.
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Okay now this is very clever
PICKLE DICK
Funniest shit I ever seen
it’s sad that pickle Dick isn’t the term used for these memes.
it’s like the perfect word.
as a maleslut I’ll be proud of my pickle Dick. it’s a medal of honor
This can’t be right I saved myself but still look like the top quarter of the right hand one??
Not mentioned in the image but did you buy the assumed obscenely large truck? The best-in-class leg room is the only way for the virgin sausage to have space to grow.
This is just true. It happened to my buddy Greg
If you combine this with the scientific evidence that vaginas stretch over time from multiple penetrations and giving birth, it makes total sense that older couples don’t have any intercourse at all.
You just need to put on enough condoms that the girth fits again
Peepee sayens! OP clever!
can we just call it pickle Dick? it’s such a fun thing to say
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Oh come on, nobody would believe this nonsense, right?
Like, what kind of vagina do they put their dicks in?
I had so much sex already, my dick looks like a shoelace. That’s not good to stop me!
Meine Wurst!
Oh come on, nobody would believe this nonsense, right?
Like, what kind of vagina do they put their dick in?
A smoker.
