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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours ago

What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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What is Superman "Kryptonite"?

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours ago
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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Missed opportunity by not dropping dead at the sight of them

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      “Oh no, aaagh, now I’m vulnerable to small arms fire!”

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        In hindsight it’s good superman never needed surgery as a kid.

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          When he did need a fake tooth extraction he used his heat vision to puncture the sedation gas tube to drug the dentist

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            That seems incredibly unsafe, is Supes qualified to administer the gas?

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      Clearly written by someone who never read the Evil Overlord List.

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