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Identity theft, you’re not the real cm0002
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Copyright infringement, judging by your Lemmy history. 😛
Arrghh!
Conspiracy to commit public nudity.
Raccoon husbandry without a license.
Illegal use of ‘The Shocker’ on a police officer.
Opening a gift early? A 12-year-old boy unwrapped his Christmas Nintendo Gameboy a day ahead; his mom called cops to teach a lesson, landing him in custody.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2006/12/06/child-arrested-for-opening-christmas-present-early
Cat turd smuggling
