HOT ICKPLANT EATING BEANS
Eating beans while trying not to poop is the ultimate challenge.
Your profile says you only have 5.5k!
Hmmm I wonder why?
Must be calculated differently on boost.
My bad, carry on. But I’m watching you 🧐.
But I’m watching you 🧐
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are you single? 🫦
Happily married but will send feet pics for the right price.
Shame. I’ll send you 2 cans full of beans for the feet tho
I’ll take cannellini! Get ready, big boy…
i’m impressed
Your pocket beans are leaking.
Congrats! Here, I got this for you:
Aww, I’m touched! You shouldn’t have… no really, I don’t think this will fit up there.
Glad you’re here!
Those weekly submissions to the admins are a pain. I’m running out of ideas.
I’m glad you are here as well!
As far as the nudes go, I started doing art periods and genres. Impressionism, cubism, surrealism, abstraction… my butthole has many iterations.
… stool samples?
… kinda difficult to ship physically, but we could all just literally provide a daily shit post, just so you know how regular we all are, potentially screen for internal bleeding or a few conditions.
While I’m sad lemm.ee shutdown, I’m kinda relieved I don’t have to send those admins my used underwear monthly anymore. Lemmy.zip only requires feet pics once to join.
Feet pics once? That’s a bargain. I hope you got a pedicure for your submission!
Which instance should I join if I just lost half a big toenail? Surely someone’s into that…
I only know where to go if you like to have your third toe tickled: https://lemmy.ml/c/toe
You’re a Lemmy cornerstone. We need more contributors like you!
Also shoutout to all the bean lovers. 🫘
I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.
Thank you! 🫘 forever!
Thank you for your service 🫘
Glad to be here!
Well done. You may take a day off to ponder your orb.
Thank you. The orb will be pondered.
Those are rookie numbers
(This is in jest, what I post takes less effort)
You are a legend still. Everyone needs someone to aspire to!
Thanks!
I do take credit for my comments, tho. Nothing automated there!
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Here you go:
Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!
Really appreciate the effort. Seen your posts on several communities and I’ve always enjoyed your content. I always look forwards to your bats and opposum submissions!
Thank you so much! I do love those night creatures. Gonna get a tattoo of each eventually.
6k and thats probably just counting the primary account lol, great work!
Thank you! I just have the one account, so all the love goes here.
