- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
So funny yet so satisfying in some games. Villains do their grand monologue and you just curbstomp them like common bandits. Gets really annoying if the game decides to wreck your shit with scripted encounters, though (e.g. teleporting long distance fighters into melee, or boss enemies suddenly gaining immunities to your abilities).
The goal is to beat the boss so bad he doesn’t finish his first line of dialog by time his last line starts playing:
Mighty dra… Wel… I command th…
The best is when the game isn’t programmed to stop their dialog when they die, so you get a dramatic soliloquy delivered by a ragdolled corpse on the ground.
I did that when Fable came out. When I finally got to the big boss, I whipped his ass so hard I got to keep the sword of aeons without killing my sister.
End bosses hate him
Ah yes, my Elden Ring run in meme format.


