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CelloMike@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

This one was invented, by a writer

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This one was invented, by a writer

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CelloMike@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    Read these in Westside Gunn’s voice and was not disappointed.

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    Can’t say I ever made a dramatic entrance into a hospital, but I did once jump into a cab and said “follow that car”. Let me tell you man, it felt great. Was amazing. The other car was a friend’s and we were going somewhere together as a large group, but still. I recommend everyone at least do that once in their lives. Such a thrill. 10/10.

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    Have you ever burst through the door of the emergency room?

    I have tried many times, man. But it’s always a really well maintained, automatic, glass sliding door. It leaves no wiggle room for dramatic bursting.

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      Run into it before it has a chance to open.

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    Have you ever
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      Have strange things happened?

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        Are you going round the twist?

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          Love that people instantly got this.

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    Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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    The bar just went up, folks.

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    This is a work of art for the ages

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    Ok, this one got me. I was at a… Loss.

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    walked right into it

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    I knew what it was going to be from the first panel, and it was amazing

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    Oh godamnit.

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    That I did not see that one coming. Chapeau OP

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    “If so, you may be entitled to compensation for your loss.”

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    The year was 2008…

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      I was there, on the day it was posted.

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