Now if someone could just suck the cum out of me.
Be your own saviour!
Top be fair, it’s quite likely that half the stories of vampires are really about people like this.
Just imagine, you are visiting someone important. They do anything violent, they aren’t particularly hostile. Just being in their house or around them makes you tired quickly for no apparent reason. You return to your home exhausted and pale.
Yup, must have been a vampire.
Huh. We had pizza for lunch at work once. Every one had garlic bread. Yet my life sucking coworkers are still here…
Some people would pay good money for that!
Why does this look like Ben Shapiro in drag?
Maybe it is Ben Shapiro in drag.
That’s Brett Cooper.
And his name?
Colin Robinson.
“And not in a good way…”
True story.
i lived with one at one point. 100% not recommended
