MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1771
arrow-up1771imageI wish I could do executive orders 🤔lemmy.worldMTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·12 hours agoI keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoThat’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
minus-squareFirst_Thunder@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 hours agoClearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 hours agostanding beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoPromote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-29 hours agoEveryone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoAuthentication Audit Access The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
Zing!
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
Everyone knows eMacs is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; started with vim but have since moved to nano…)
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.