Coding, documentation, whatever, that guy sucked
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Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can’t possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.
Relatable
And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it’ll go.
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Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it’s done.
past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.
Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.
Future you is talking smack about you.
I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge
Past me had a dick
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Present me is the too, but also past me
Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.
So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.
Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.
(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)
Current me, ironically? Still a dick.
Edit: didn’t realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.
No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.
Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?
It says “was” not “had”.
