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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago

Anon observes a coworker

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Anon observes a coworker

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I work with a guy like this. Lead his icebreaker with “I don’t understand people so don’t expect me to interact with you.”

    He’s the most brilliant person I’ve ever worked with. His knowledge is encyclopedic. He will show you how what you’re asking is idiotic in as few words as is necessary. He has no fear of manager or customer.

    He has my eternal allegiance.

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      He has no fear of manager or customer.

      Oh to be such a brave man

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        It helps if your field of fucks is barren and you’ve none left to give. I really love it. My boss told me if I wanna go up in the hierarchy I’ll need some diplomacy training to speak to higher ups and I’m like “do you really think I say those things by accident?!” :,D

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      I would follow that man into hell.

    • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      We stan

      • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11 hours ago

        looking at the lyrics of that song, i would not exactly stan

        • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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          There’s a song about the word stan?

          • doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Yes, there is, it’s actually the trope namer!

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