Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads “We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.”
Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads “We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks.”
Possessing that would have immediately declared you the King or Queen of the Playground when I was a kid. Nobody would have even thought to contest your rule.
Nah, it looks great but it’s totally unwieldly and may in fact be dry-rotted out and may shatter if you actually try to use it to hammer the ground to send that imaginary Earth Shockwave towards your enemies. That would be pretty embarassing.
Intelligence is knowing it will bring you power. Wisdom is knowing that it’s far too light to be effective.
Except for a couple of envious kids trying to steal it
And they would have suffered its wraith!
Oh dang it’s haunted