Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.
Sitting down is also much more relaxing.










It’s pee that splashes back, and no, short shorts look stupid. I prefer longer shorts even though I sit down.