She thinks you are not many things

The Buddha would disagree.

That’s not gibberish, those are hilarious jokes using sophisticated vim commands. Here’s another, which you have no hope of understanding, but vim users will love:

:%s/ass/butt/g

The churches are the heart of Donnys support. People wonder how this could happen its because of these guys.

Statistically speaking, if nobody you know is a ghost, you’re the ghost.

The difference between Linux and a cult is that Linus Torvalds actually did what he said he’d do.