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minus-squareSumocat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144·16 hours agoI blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
minus-squarer3g3n3x@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoPlasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 hours agoActually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 hours agoAnd this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!
minus-squaredudinax@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·14 hours agoWhat are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
minus-squareJavi@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·13 hours agoThat’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
minus-squareSilverCode@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·12 hours agoYeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me. I like turtles 🐢
I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.
I like turtles 🐢