Gee, thanks. As if I didn’t feel bad enough about my life already./s
It’s like what happens when parents don’t teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
I like this is neither edgy nor funny.
I don’t get it
There’s flowers blooming on the grave in the last panel.
Neither did they…
Those parents clearly never “bloomed” either. A baby shouldn’t have been able to destroy a table leg unless it was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn’t twist up the front wheel like that. It looks like the front wheel failed and the kid was ejected forward.
That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.
How can a completely rotted out baby break a table leg?
Well most depictions of zombies do show them with superhuman strength.
Bloomer humor
A “late bloomer” can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life if you just support and believe in them the same as you would a bright kid.
Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.
what do you mean everybody knows you gotta be a neuroscientist billionaire or else you failed in life.
Hope bro had an enjoyable life despite his judgy-ass parents.
Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life … to reunite only at the end.
Would make sense except they have different clothes and get grey hair
Ghost fashions are mysterious to us living people.
???
Judgmental ass comic lolI blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.
Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.
Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.
And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!
What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.
That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!
Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.
I like turtles 🐢
Evidence this man is a failure:
Can break tables with his soft infantile head
Cannot ride bike
Can do weed
Has a job
Rip, bozo. What a fucking idiot
- Likes KGATLW
Oh god I didn’t notice. Actually irredeemable
It’s saved by Castle Rat, obviously.
“Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others”
