If you give a mouse a cookie…

You are not

The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild

Your future self will say “that’s nine words” =]

But you love being gaslit

But Doctor, I am princess!

I think you got the extra year just for signing in with an MS account

I had no idea Apple was so desperate for money

FaptivityPub

So close! That is two letters

Just enjoy the Terry Pratchett half

A third, impure faction for Cornites and Onians to hate together! ❤️

Darling in the Franxx

I like my job.

But making a place an enjoyable place to work is up to management.

But they seem to think it’s something they can just mandate.

Oh ffs 😞

The polite word is “cylinder”

But every word can be used hyperbolically.

“End to end!”

He can’t keep getting away with this!!😭

They’ll continue to lobby to subsidize oil so everyone chooses it