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we can make a horny computerBut what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
Padme meme: “you mean all the availableram in the computer, right?”
Anakin:
Padme: “you mean all the available RAM in the computer, right?”
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do Vger but it’s just an inkjet printer and it wants everyone dead because of course it does.
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
Oh I’m not convinced of that
Ink on demand is entirely a business model made manifest by human contempt for the consumer.
Digital artists in shambles
The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
Just build a robot that understands consent, easy
Unfortunately, that may be more difficult than it sounds, because many meatbags struggle with the concept even today.
Well if a robot is just a computer it’s gonna do exactly what it was programmed to, I bet safewords are a lot easier than with meatbags
Copilot certainly isn’t getting it.
“Robosexuality”, according to Futurama.
“The good book 3.0 saith, ‘Thou shall not lie down with a human! Nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between!’” - Preacherbot
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JFC watch your language there are kids on here
That’s the other way around human -> robot
Homosexuality then!
Wait.
Some of your computers are horny by proxy. Contact horn.
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”
Wait no this is deep
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
