[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    Nope, an excellent one. I do detect that is a reference to some comments I made a few days ago. So to let everyone know, you’re reading up on everything on my profile and you approached me in DM’s, where you suddenly went quiet as if a girl/boy you liked had entered the room.

    And you think this makes me look like the lose in this interaction? Guess you really don’t know why I’m laughing at you.

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      Oh I have to cook supper. Is that okay? Or should I be breathlessly waiting for your next reply?

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        Excuse me what?

        You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

        Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

        You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

        Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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            Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

            Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

            So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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                “What a loser response” is what I would say if I was 30 years younger and enjoying my recess

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                    Literally everything else. You can’t say shit, while I keep asking you. Because any answer would be utterly embarrassing to you.

                    Why do you keep replying? I do it to mock your stupidity, and to ask you why you DM’d me and reply to me in several different comment-threads? Seems to me like you’re obsessed with me.

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      Hey buds you really shouldn’t say shit like that when I have the receipts. Nice Aphobic comments btw.

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        Excuse me what?

        You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

        Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

        You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

        Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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          I don’t care if you go away mad. You should just go away. Insent the original message to point out how touchy you are. Seems like you would benefit from my first comment here.

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            More psychological projection. You’re free to leave Lemmy and/or block me at any time.

            YOU sent ME direct messages. YOU. Yet you can’t even come up with a lie as to why, because you know it would be such a

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                Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

                Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

                So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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                    Can’t be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you’re ashamed of what you yourself say.

                    Isn’t that so?

                    Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.