LibreTechni.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

???

lemmy.ml

message-square
23
fedilink
385

???

lemmy.ml

ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
23
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    138
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    你好,来自小米的小林同志!我看到了你在罗布乐思上发出的请求,但认为并不令人满意。因此,我已在《企鹅俱乐部》上提出了自己的反提案。请在您方便时尽快予以审阅。你的头像和习近平同志一样帅。我期待与您合作。

    • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      187
      ·
      2 days ago

      People are downvoting because they can’t read Chinese. This comment is hilarious and 99% sarcastic.

      “Hello, comrade Xiao Lin from Xiaomi! I saw your [friend] request on Roblox, but I don’t think it’s satisfying. Therefore, I’ve sent you a counter-proposal on Club Penguin. Please take a look as soon as you are able to. Your avatar is as handsome as comrade Xi Jinping. I look forward to our collaboration.”

      • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 day ago

        Is it correct chinese or is some translator gibberish

        • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          edit-2
          1 day ago

          大体上都是胡说八道,我的帅哥。

          • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            11 hours ago

            Good answer man good answer

            Tap for spoiler

            Probably idfk

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      just send tianemen square copypasta

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        15 hours ago

  • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    91
    ·
    2 days ago

    I’d probably be tempted to use Roblox if it was the new way to replace LinkedIn

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      15 hours ago

      the idea a bunch of Roblox avatars in suits discussing business while also making fart noises and 67 jokes is so funny to me

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      63
      ·
      2 days ago

      I wouldn’t. That place is full of pedophiles

      • Greddan@feddit.org
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        55
        ·
        2 days ago

        About the same as LinkedIn then.

        • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          1 day ago

          LinkedIn hasn’t stopped people from exposing pedophiles, so LinkedIn is the better choice.

          …5 words I never thought I’d say…

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        14
        ·
        2 days ago

        Given what’s going on in the world, I wouldn’t doubt that is also true for Linkedin.

      • FishFace@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 day ago

        As a non-child, I ain’t afraid of no paedophile!

      • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        I mean, that’s still gotta be better than LinkedIn, regardless, I’m not sure Roblox is going to be a viable alternative to the few useful features of LinkedIn any time soon. Sadly recruiters and managers are balls deep in linkedin so if you want to communicate with them then its one of the few functioning options, at least for my industry in my region.

        • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 day ago

          The platform that takes advantage of child labor and protects pedophiles is the better choice?

          What’s the white house like /s

  • M137@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    1 day ago

    It’s a mi, Xiao!

  • FishFace@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    1 day ago

    His story checks out - he did add you on Roblox! Sounds trustworthy.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    Bro is named after a Kids WB cartoon

  • vpol@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    2 days ago

    Scam

    • petersr@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      2 days ago

      What makes you think that…

      • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        1 day ago

        Nobody would willingly want to be friends with me, duh

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 day ago

        Looks pretty legit to me.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.67K users / day
  • 8.74K users / week
  • 14.9K users / month
  • 25.1K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 38.6K subscribers
  • 9.74K Posts
  • 113K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org