• SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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      6 hours ago

      Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

      This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

      How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

      Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

      Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

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