My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Give it some hot sauce for the +
You forgot the quinoa.
or some fried quail eggs
QUESO
Si!
no es un comida completa sin queso
mi esposa estaria de acuerdo. la llamo ques-hoe lol
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
Is Loona considered a monster?
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
…mom?
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try it sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
Clutch!
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges…
that was just my name in college
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: “What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!”
Quiche now: “Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!”
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
Might want to sit on it a little first.
We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I’m gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.
Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
cream of sum yung gai.
tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
hot soup instead of gayzpacho
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
Dafuq is gay cuisine? It is all food. Fuck that person.
It’s satire, he’s a skit YouTuber. He’s pretty funny too
Oh, thanks for letting me know.
🛫
🤡
Maybe this is a joke about excessive gatekeeping?
BBQ is pretty gay in my opinion
BBQ - 5 grown men spending hours together, thinking about putting juicy meat in their mouths after the sun sets
When your done stuffing meat in your mouth you come away with a sauced face
You mean BBQ+
Big Black Qock
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
He runs a satire cringe YouTube channel so yes
Yes
Thanks, I feel better now.
I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.
Bananas.
Polla asado
As a person who grew up in a place where we used the word “queer” to mean “strange” or “weird”, with zero gender/sexuality links, I can see the person meaning “weird traditional foods”.
Looking at you haggis.
ratatouille two confirmed
