• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        They wanted an explanation about why all species are humanoid, mostly because makeup on an actor is cheaper than making unique species. the explanation sucked, no explanation could have worked.

        That is like having a whole 3 part episode on why there are no toilets on any federation ships, or why there is sound in space, or why they don’t use seatbelts…

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          why there are no toilets on any federation ships

          No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.

          In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.

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            I’ve held that theory for years. that due to teleport tech, people no money need toilets, as urine and fecal matter gets teleported out.

            And part of Starfleet training involves potty training, where they have to train on how urinate/defecate during away missions.

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              Why would Picard bother when his ready room has his own private toilet?

              The only change he needs is to have the aquarium INSIDE the bathroom for quiet reflection.

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              Do teleported urine and feces leave vacuum behind? Because that would mean massive cavitation bubbles in both the bladder and the rectum, immediately collapsing with a loud bang and a momentary increase in temperature over 100°C. Plus the organ walls experiencing sudden huge acceleration, either shaking the fuck out of other pelvic organs, or straight up ripping. (Must be fun being between the bladder and the rectum at that moment, and the anus is gonna pucker like it never puckered before.)

              The alternative is replacing the feces and urine with something of equal volume and pressure, which most probably means either compressed air or water. This would leave you either with water in your bladder and rectum, or large amount of air in your bladder and rectum, which both are of dubious utility and ill advisement.

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                The transported feces is replaced with whatever the crewmember desires. In Picard’s case, Tea Earl Grey Hot! Riker gets a vibrator. Troi, a particular mix of heroin and qualuudes.

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                maybe instead of teleporting out the entire contents of a full rectum, you teleport a ml at a time, or basically teleport every tiny bit as it enters the rectum, same with the bladder.

                Honestly, teleporter tech is criminally underused in that universe.

                can you teleport out co2 from the alveoli and replace with oxygen instead of needing a respirator? imagine 99% of surgeries could be done with teleport tech instead of needing to cut anything.

                fuck, maybe that is how Hypospray works, and how it can inject drugs into the bloodstream without hurting the skin or the clothes they are wearing.

                There is also the transporter buffer, they can put a lot of stuff in the buffer, why not use it for storage? Or maybe a brig?

                One of the Abrahams movie casually made spaceships obsolete by having teleporters that can reach across the galaxy.

                And those are ideas that I came up in a couple minutes of thinking.

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                  I’ve just thought of another consequence: if the waste is always teleported out, then the muscles of the bladder and the rectum are gonna become dystrophic, while the anal sphincter forgets how to loosen. In addition, the urinary tract might dry out for want of any moisture from the bladder.

                  Now imagine that one day your trusty crap teleporter breaks down. You’re stuck with piss and shit filling the bladder and the rectum, while both outlets are plugged from years of disuse and you don’t know anymore how to push the stuff out.

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          I agree. You gotta look at it like when a live theater actor starts pulling red scarves outta their shirt when their character gets stabbed. Obviously it looks nothing like real blood but bruh. Pipe down and enjoy the play, OK? For a while I followed somebody on tumblr who did art of what each species might look like if star trek had way more sfx resources. They were also a massive scaly LOL a looot of the art was Garak/Bashir.

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            although honestly, a play where someone gets stabbed in the first scene, and all the actors are horrified by the fact that instead of bleeding and dying, a red scarf comes out, they see he is still breathing but unresponsive. then they spend the rest of the play having an existential crisis slowly realizing that they are in a play and they will all cease to exist when it’s over.

            that would be an awesome play.

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          Discovery’s last season took place in a dilapidated, far-future federation that forgot how to build Genesis Devices.

          I saw the first episode of it, was reminded that better episodes exist in TNG, and watched that instead.

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            Ouff, Genesis. Some kind of planetary scale replicator that starts working after it’s blown up. Good enough as a McGuffin for one story, but probably better left forgotten given how little sense it makes.

            Anyway, it failed to create anything stable and almost everyone who was working on it was killed, right? A literal dead end.

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    Connecting Seychelles to Romania and Hungary like that is magnificent

    Like the periodic table we need to discover the hypothetical missing flags

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    Bonus points to anyone who can name all those countries without doing research because you already have all the world’s country flags memorized.

    I sure can’t.

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      Having São Tomé and Principe next to Timor -Leste is a deep pull. Hats off to original creator

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      EU, Chad, PRC, ?Guyana?, Brasil, ?Portugal?, Bermuda, ???, Bulgaria, Jamaica, South Africa, Kosovo, ???, Saudi Arabia, ?Botswana?, ???, ???, Cuba, Greece, ???.

      How did I do?

      EDIT: Kosovo was one of the ???

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        Guyana, yes
        Yes, Portugal
        Did not know Bermuda
        Not Bulgaria, but Hungary
        Not Kosovo but Bosnia and Herzegovina
        The Seychelles
        Not Botswana 🇧🇼 but Tanzania 🇹🇿
        That’s Kosovo
        São Tomé and Principe (or maybe St. Kitts and Nevis)
        Timor-Leste

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          After Bosnia is apparently the Christmas Island, a territory of Australia. (Seychelles is the one above it.)

          The flag has a bit unusual proportions of 1:2.

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    I have upvoted this to raise awareness about this critically important issue in our society.

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    Conspiracy theorists rebuilding / reshaping their conspiracy models to fit this amazing new finding AND ironically advising how it fits perfectly.