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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 hours ago

Cars is a nightmare

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Cars is a nightmare

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 hours ago
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    Also implies the existence of Car Jesus who died on the Cross-ler.

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      Can’t forget the time Jesus Chrysler was tempted by the DeVille in the desert.

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      Do Cartholics oppose carbortion? What about Carmosexuality or Trans-Ams?

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        Trans Am

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        Fuckin’…

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      shit I bet the Car Crusades were also pretty wild or the Car Inquisition.

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        I didn’t expect that

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      The resurrection is a disciple in a pair of worn out coveralls spraying pure ether into Jesus’ air intake.

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    I have uncomfortable questions about reproduction in the Cars universe.

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      I’m sure e621 has you covered

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      Well you see, when a Bee car and a Bird car love eachother very much…

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    this makes even less sense, the pope car should be riding a human.

    this is like if the real pope rode around inside an armored human.

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      So Death Stranding?

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        Holy shit Kojima’s done it again! 10/10 storytelling. Layers upon layers of meaning.

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      Through God, all things are possible. Don’t let your memes be dreams

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    Carholic

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