7, 4, or 10.
I’m all about the aisle seat, know I don’t have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.
And whatever the character is next to 2 looks… ripe.
I think I’d have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ
- I’d fit right in in more ways than one.
3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!
I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.
- I think Ozzy was super chill, so that’s a plus.
- Jake may be annoying but it’s worth it if I can mooch an edible.
- House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.
Brewstew guy seems fun.
Obviously next to House. He wants his seat neighbors to stfu and let him sleep. I want the same. It’s perfect.
Five minutes into the flight, he’s going to have this really nervous, embraced look on his face. Ten minutes in, he’s going to be fidgeting and kinda trying to catch your attention. Fifteen minutes in, he’s going to give you the most exasperated sigh and announce “It’s lupus. You’ve got lupus. You need to begin treatment as soon as we land.”
I’m unclear whether that’s supposed to be a deterrent from sitting there.
So what. I’m sleeping, remember?
Won’t stop him from diagnosising you with Lupus
Problem is that you’re still pretty close to Butt-Head (I assume Muscle Man is polite enough to be reasonably quiet). Granted you get an aisle seat so you can occasionally “go to the bathroom” to get some peace and quiet (edit: and House might be willing to slip Beavis and Butt-Head, the former especially, some Vicodin for you because he also wants them to shut up.)
Then again, sitting in or near the very back might save your life with Beavis and Butt-Head aboard. (edit 2: Forgot this wouldn’t be possible after 9/11.)
1 easy choice. Those two have stories for days. Normally I don’t want to be bothered but that would be interesting enough to be fun.
Exactly. You get a moment to share with some of the craziest people, you take it. Also, they’ll probably buy you a drink.
Completely agree, they’d also be gentlemen.
The presence of Kazuma and Aqua guarantee that there will be no peace on this flight no matter where one is seated.
Which is why I’m taking that seat and doing arts and crafts with Aqua. The stoners across the isle will help if the movie sucks.
lol our row is going to empty the drink cart 😂
And Aqua is pretty small (more shoulder room) and 10 is an aisle seat, might as well 🤷♂️.
Plus they’ve probably got alcohol to share, so sitting in 10. Guaranteed not to be bored.
5, obviously. We’re gonna smoke up in the bathroom!!
I’m checking myself in as cargo.
5 hoping they have some edibles on them
Five, swap seats with Silent Bob, throw on headphones, hope Beavis and Butthead don’t crash the plane
5 for the weed, 9 for the jams
Whos on the right on 9?
Meme rapper bbno$ or “baby no money”
I know Lemmy beside 9, who is the other one?
bbno$
House and CJ. While House and I knock back a few drinks, CJ would clip any possible plane highjacker.















