Reminder from the Copilot ToS:
Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.
I was thinking that they’ll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.
Windows 11: “It’s 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC.”
Windows 12: “It’s 11 pm sharp. That’s a phrase people like to say, apparently.”
…Don’t give Microsoft any ideas.
wrong, use Temple OS.
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on “cloud” (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to “Cloud” regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the “cloud” or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it’s just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
… slopos … sounds like Sophos … so still same meaning.
Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
That’s a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.
IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1
127… 🤣
It’s the copilot/microslop quality guarantee!
at the copilot pharmacy obviously
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
Don’t give them ideas.
They don’t need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.
They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.
Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don’t realize it yet.
Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!
We need to go back.
And now we’re living in the “future” the terminator came back in time from. Yes, terminator was running on copilot. Scary, isn’t it?
Where’s the copilot copilot?
Is that Copilot+ ?
No, what they’re asking for is CopilotCopilot
Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot…
Would’ve expected a Copilot# from MS.
Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.
That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
Should have made it a new LTSC build.
What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.
No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.
999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes
“Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”
Ordering -1 diet coke…
…received 65535 diet cokes…
Hence “in theory”. Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.
It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid…
So, Kool-Aid.
Jim Jones style.
As long as they are packaged separately… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.
Bleach is useful for cleaning and disinfecting.
Brake fluid dissolves car paint, so it’s useful for loading into a super soaker and doing a drive-by spraying of your local new car dealership.
I use other things for cleaning and disinfecting, but that is some very interesting and new information about brake fluid that I did not know…
…probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so … use with caution.
Metal woven hose with a metal sprayer, gotcha
Better use a metal tank with a metal pump too, industrial size might be best. One of those giant trucks that’s used for spraying paint everywhere… I’m getting some ideas…hmmmm…
Bleach is for laundry, and brake fluid goes on a shelf next to the blinker fluid. For when you run out.
I know what bleach is for, silly. I have never owned anything white (why invite stains?), and I sold the last car I owned in 2007 and I will never ever own another car again. Subway all the way WOOT!
I am certain I could resell whatever quantity I got of both online somewhere to, you know, other people who own those things.
blinker fluid.
lol. Made me think of exploding panels on the Starship Enterprise that were powered by “plasma”
Copilot Drugs also has my interest…
Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.
Peak windon’t!
Linux does what Windon’t
Great! Thanks! You’ve just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we’ll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies… 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
Super Mario Co-Pilots
Super Mario Flight Simulator!
OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
