• petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        29 minutes ago

        I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories.

        This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life over it, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all costs.

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        11 hours ago

        i don’t know who told you that, sashimi is most definitely not zero calories.

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          11 hours ago

          I think you missed this one bud.

          I guess you do need to watch your sodium if you have high blood pressure, but I think grool does fall under fda guidelines to be labeled calorie free.

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            11 hours ago

            sashimi is typically not slimy either, so i think you need to pick a better food metaphor.