I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack dogs on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched tennis balls glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser’s Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like drool in rain. Time to lie down.

I foresee the downfall of man. The end of days. All life on earth

Look, I said I was sorry that I left the news on while I was out. Next time I’ll put the British Bake Off on instead.

You are a good boy, better than this world deserved.