It would be hilarious if your dialup went through an old Nokia.
Luckily for me growing up. AOL was abit more reliable but not by much though! Honestly as someone who had dial-up in a world where high speed internet existed. I was really jealous! With those with high speed internet…
Eeeeeeeeee aaaawwwwwwwwwww uuuuuunnnnnn dun dung dunnggggg errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… … ghhk
WELCOME! You’ve got mail!
and you could always tell if you were going to connect or not and the quality of the connection based purely on slight variations of the sound. if it sounded “off” I would disconnect before completely connecting and reconnect cause I knew I was about to get a shit connection.
Ah you too spoke fluent computer?
I can hear this image
Come on man, time to get off, I need to use the phone
Wow, that’s old
The fuck you trying to say?
I’m old
You’re old, but not alone in that.
Stop connecting to My connection. Connect to your own.
Somebody in your household really likes to use your landline. At least four times per day.







