I hope to live to see the (putting it nicely) cargo cult that is this economic system destroyed for eternity.
Wait… How did he get rid of the negative symbol before his account balance? You can do that?
“You must really love fish.”
“Actually, I’m deathly allergic to them.”
“Then why do you still work here?”
“Because I’m even more allergic to poverty.”
I have successfully used this line, altered appropriately, in interviews multiple times. And they say video games never teach you anything.
holy mackerel!
I’m a trout, stupid!
sam&max hit the road reference? take my upvote.
I was meeting with my team the other day, and the conversation turned to our mortgages. My boss: ah yes, the reason we are all here.
Fuck those companies who think that working for them is a privilege that few people should have access to
I saw a job application a while ago that asked me to record a video explaining why they should hire me
I would have sent in a video of me asking them not to bother even considering me if this is the type of lazy nonsense their HR dept gets up to.
I remember going to a group interview over a decade ago for a (now shut down) bowling alley and part of the interview was having to explain to other people why you should be hired so they could convince the interviewer to hire you.
That’s the hardest question to answer since I am compelled to be honest and my honest answer is usually “Ha, I don’t want to work here.”
“A crippling addiction to food and shelter.”
Something something throw the bum in a mental ward.
“Candidate believed to be unable to conform to company standards. Suggest to look for candidates with more ability for casual sales and representing harsh facts in a positive way.”
“Candidate not motivated enough”
“We take the guy with less money on his account”
That much?
Flawless logic. Instant job offer.
This is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen and I am basically only here to make dumb comments
