This doesn’t read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he’d say THAT.
I’m torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don’t wanna jinx it
Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…
Maybe he was dictating?
Thank you Americans for making this asshole president again.
Jesus, I was sure this was a joke…
America - have a word. Cheers.
I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.
Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏
Thank you for your attention to this rant
Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
Praise be
This is what he says on Easter…
An I the only one that thinks that Trump did not type this?
He’s dead. No way he typed this.
fucking hell that’s a lot of hopium.
tbd
They have trump ai writing his tweets while they try to figure out how much longer they can weekend at trumps us.
Big if true. Also, if true, they won’t announce he’s dead until the US market opens Monday (or futures begin trading this evening).
Can you imagine the rally? Shit, I might become a trader for one day this Monday. I think I’ll invest in renewables because the US is going to be on a mad dash to catch up to the rest of the world when that “loofah faced shit-gibbon” is where he belongs, in the past.
Gives us time to buy champagne and fireworks.
Back the truck up — we’ve got a big party.
It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.
Or in an (Italian) lake house.
His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.
I’m surprised he used the correct “Strait.” You guys sure it’s him??
Can’t be because he’s dead.
As much as I hope this is true, with the quality of the medical professionals around him, I fear this moron will be a brain in a jar before we’re rid of him.
Or worse, they’ll put his dead brain in a jar and put a monitor with ChatGPT beside it and say it’s the president now.
Apart from the lack of misspellings, it is a very Trump post. Does this mean that Trump is not dead?
… ask him if he needs any covfefe?
I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.
I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”.
It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.
big if true
iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon
Oh my fucking god.
He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.
There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.
The unshakable right-wing belief that they can simply hit someone hard enough to get them to do what the want meets the reality of no country in history has ever surrendered from bombing
What are we even doing, man…
‘having a normal one’
…but with this most expensive and dangerous set of toys that have ever existed.
