Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.
I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but otherwise no relevance to the plot whatsoever.
E: Looked it up and the Holy Spirit does appear as a deus ex machina throughout the books, so there’s that.
The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.
Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see pictures of the Korean DMZ with North Korean soldiers next to South Korean ones).
Jesus was a short mf.
I think a big part of his story is that his mother wasn’t fucked actually
Technically, Mary concieved a child with the Holy Spirit, and Jesus is the Holy Spirit who is God.
Technically, god raped mary so god could give birth to himself, so he could sacrificed himself to himself, to save us from himself. All very basic stuff.
I like that the holy spirit only makes one appearance to fuck Mary and then fucks right off for the rest of the stories. I think he/it cameos once during the flood but otherwise no relevance to the plot whatsoever.
E: Looked it up and the Holy Spirit does appear as a deus ex machina throughout the books, so there’s that.
I have just now realised it that perhaps “The Holy Spirit” is a different way of saying “God cum”
The flood is way before though. Some people try to retcon a big cameo when John the Baptist (whom Jesus even calls his fucking superior) baptized Jesus.
Just your average rapist flood enjoyer ghost character 🤷🏻
Most historical figures would be short by our standards. Modern diets and easy availability of cheap nutrition have added multiple inches to the average height - several when compared to civilizations where famines were common (see pictures of the Korean DMZ with North Korean soldiers next to South Korean ones).
Isn’t it almost universal that as long as resources are plentiful, organisms drift toward larger sizes?
The side profile doesn’t show it, but carrying the cross gave Jesus severe scoliosis.
And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses
Historically, he was probably five foot nothing.