cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/38067972
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also, wasps
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We’re back from holiday! Germany was great. Our favourite city was probably Hamburg because a) Miniatur Wunderland, b) Planten un Blomen and c) Hamburg DOM (we rode the big ferris wheel and there were fireworks! :D)
German tv was also funny because they have a lot of dubbed english shows. I had a great night lying in bed watching dubbed Gilmore Girls.
The people we met were all really friendly and nice, we had an awesome time. Thanks Germany!


Someone must have fucked up, because when I visited Germany I was never handed my complimentary, human sized sausage. I still had plenty of sausage, but I feel like I missed out now
That sausage is perfectly average. Small even.
You need to report to the Willkommenswurstausgabestelle.
I couldn’t spell that if I was looking right at it while doing so.
Try the head rolling on keyboard method. You’ll be 99% close every time.
Did you remember to fill out the Willkommenmenschengrößewurstanfrageformulare when you arrived?
My duolingo is paying off… I understood that!